*Everytime time you go to take off your belt you think about the first tent scene.

*You cancelled a coffee date with a friend because you found out another friend was going to see the movie at the same time and she'd be 'a good person to go with' for your 4th viewing.

*you can't go a single day without checking any BBM forum/message board

*you cut yourself and put your own blood on denim t-shirt then leave it to dry and hang it behind a wall in your closet, then hold it and cry all over it every day

*You never used to care much for country music, but since you bought the soundtrack, you've decided it's not so bad after all.

*when you're considering breaking up with your boyfriend if he keeps refusing to see it

*when your life becomes divided into "Before Brokeback" (B.B.) and "After Brokeback" - (A.B.)

*When you hear an advertisement for The Winter Olympics that says "every four years" and you immediately think "every four *f-ing* years".

*yo u haven't had one good night's sleep since you've seen the movie and it's the first thing on your mind when you wake up.

*you know you're a fan when heterosexual intimacy looks awkward

*When you look at a ciggarette and say "I wish I knew how to quit you!"

*beca use BBM has not come out on DVD you watch Donnie Darko and Ten Things I hate about you, all day.